Monday, January 9

GOD EXACTS REVENGE ON GOVERNOR SCHWARZENEGGER

An unnamed television evangelist has made an off-the-record statement that California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's motorcycle mishap over the weekend was God's retribution for the hard Left turn -- tantamount to a political retreat -- the governor took in his recent "State of the State" address. He went on to predict a major earthquake in the Golden State before the month is out.