Wednesday, October 5

LETTERMAN AMENDS MIERS' RESUME

In his monologue tonight, David Letterman informed his audience that Harriet Miers had been once briefly married to country music star Kenny Chesney.

He also confirmed that Ms. Miers was the best candidate for the United States Supreme Court that President Bush could find within 25 feet of the Oval Office. (Quite a "search" the president made).

That should help all of us conservatives sleep better tonight.