Sunday, August 14

SOMEONE TELL FRANK RICH TO SURRENDER HIS KEYBOARD

In a ragged, patchwork quilt of convoluted thinking, innuendo, and Left-biased spin the "New York Times" (registration and decontamination required) petulant, bomb-throwing propagandist Frank Rich declares the war in Iraq over and begins waving the white flag of pusillanimity in the faces of car-bombing terrorists and insurgent thugs. He must be of French ancestry.

Big news in a Frank Rich column: he blames everything on the president and suggests that an overwhelming majority of the American people have declared the war over as well. Rich must have written his column while participating in the Sheehan-led circus outside of the president's Crawford, Texas ranch. To be sure, that's where he belongs. And his columns could serve as toilet paper in the Porta-Potties there.