Friday, July 8

DENNIS HITS GUANTANAMO; DURBIN HITS DENNIS

Hurricane Dennis has struck the U.S. Detention Camp at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, with ferocious winds.

I imagine Senator Dick Durbin (D-IL) will call for an immediate Congressional inquiry to determine how the CIA and Pentagon were able to direct this horrific storm system squarily at the facility holding the suspected terrorists. Durbin, of course, will view this as unconscionable. Add to too much noise, too much heat, and too much cold, too much wind and too much rain. Goodness, what if 145 mile per hour winds were to "desecrate" something?

I, for one, think Durbin (and others of his ilk) are packing too much hot wind.