Thursday, June 2


I don't know about you, but I have had my absolute fill of "Runaway Bride" stories and I'd appreciate it if Leno and Letterman would move on to something else topical. CNN likely won't and that's why founder Ted Turner is so disparaging of his one-time pet project.

But, what I would like to know is more about the addled hubby-to-be whose misguided loyalty is ill-considered. If John Mason marries Jennifer, he's entering a minefield. Just those eyeballs alone, staring owl-like from across the bed, should be enough to send any paramour of hers scurrying off to Albuquerque (or at least Toledo)!

He may be a marital contender, but this is one middleweight fight John should throw.