Wednesday, May 4

RODGER MORROW HAS SOME FUN WITH PAULA AB'DULL'

Well, I tried to be cute with my earlier post this morning on "American Idol's" femme fatale (not Brian Seacrest, but Paula Ab'dull'), but, alas, when it comes to writing (creative or otherwise) I'm a mere mortal against the likes of Rodger Morrow.

You'll get a kick out of this!