Monday, February 7

YOUNGSTER DRIVES MOTHER NUTS

Oh, just read it, then the headline will make sense to you!

They issue driver's licenses to illegal immigrants all the time, so why not to a precocious American boy? But, let's get him some professional driving instruction first. Oh, and an extension on the sole of his right shoe so he can reach the accelerator and brake pedals, as they're helpful.

You just know this youngster will end up going to Harvard or MIT someday (or reform school)!