Tuesday, February 15

MAYBE WARD CHURCHILL SHOULD BECOME A PIT BOSS

Surely Ward Churchill's purportedly part-Cherokee bloodline could land him a job as a pit boss, if the University of Colorado should decide to jettison him for his scandalous remarks about 9/11 victims. Seems the Indian Nation is rivaling Las Vegas in putting large sums of gambling dollars into its coffers.

Hmnn, maybe diehard gamblers (gambling is a disease, right?) should seek reparations! What do you want to bet there's an attorney already out there writing up the lawsuit?