Saturday, February 26

CHEESE HEAD CONTRACTS MAD COW DISEASE



Sorry, but it's late, and I guess I couldn't resist having fun with the title of this post before heading off to bed. You go ahead and read it, as I have no intention to quote from this AP story. I suspect though that with the instantaneous, worldwide coverage that this bizarre behavior will attract ol' Harold Hart may just have to go and get his name legally changed and flee Neillsville. I don't want to suggest that he'd be hounded were he not to, because ol' Harold might just turn on the hounds.

As far as the name change goes, I'd suggest Hugh Heifer.