Saturday, January 15

WOMAN'S BREATHALYZER TEST GIVES MIXED RESULTS

This tipsy gal both passed and, in a manner of speaking, failed her breathalyzer test.

The good news was her breath was deemed as fresh as a Doublemint twin's.

The bad news was she was ruled to be drunker than a skunk.

The telltale evidence: an open container in the car (a bottle of "Listerine" mouthwash)!

If you ever run out of beer, just reach under your wife's bathroom sink and get silly.