Thursday, January 20

UNHAPPY LIBERALS BOUND FOR CANADA

Good, as it may reduce the surplus population of "Left Coast" liberals!

And Corrie, you might want to think about the provinces of Ontario or Quebec over, say, Alberta or Manitoba, as many of Canada's conservatives wish they resided in the good ol' U.S. of A., as they watch their national government on a hellbent slide into runaway socialism. Oh, and by the way, expect your pocketbook to be fleeced far more than the Democratic Party ever had designs on it.

Now have a good cry, just as Barbara Boxer did the other day on behalf of her overwrought constituency ("darn that President Bush"), and get that luggage packed. Oh, and don't find an apartment or condo anywhere near a highrise in Toronto, as Canada has manifestly signaled to the terrorists that they're fair game.

Bienevue!