Friday, January 21


This will cheer my wife and likely cause her to hoist her tumbler of Scotch in my direction when we sit down tonight to watch FOX News and, if he isn't off for the evening, Bill O'Reilly.

Oh, and lest I get thumped on the head, I'm not suggesting my lovely wife is elderly. Let's just say she's somewhere between my mother's age and the age of Donald Trump's soon-to-be third wife, Melania Knauss!