Monday, January 24

THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN A REAL "TURDUCKEN"

Can you imagine the avuncular-looking endomorph, John Madden, being the object of Nicollette Sheridan's towel-dropping come-on before the Monday Night Football game of last November 15th? I suppose anything is possible in T.V. land, but really, John!

To be sure, the good news between the lines of this story is that having Madden drop the towel was never considered. Some things you simply don't do for a ratings sweep no matter how desparate the housewives are across the country.

Unless, of course, you've lined up a man with washboard abs and buns of steel to set those female hearts aflutter.