Saturday, January 29

A SUGGESTION FOR BILL O'REILLY ON HOW TO SAVE ON RINGTONES

Mr. "O" -- don't read this and immediately cough up $2.50 of your hard earned money. I know this story must prey upon your libido, but I've got an equally good alternative for you and it won't cost you a thing.

Just tape the sound only from the next Maria Sharapova tennis match. You tennis fans will know what I'm talking about. She moans wonderfully with each stroke of her racket, Bill.

Seriously! Try it. You'll like it.