Wednesday, January 12

"SOX-DOCS" (SANDY BERGER SHENANIGANS) BEFORE GRAND JURY

FOX News reports that the probe into former Clinton Administration national security adviser Sandy Berger's bizarre tale of inadvertently spiriting away classified documents from government archives has finally moved to the grand jury stage. I had been waiting to see if Mr. Berger, who was forced to step down as presidential hopeful John Kerry's foreign policy adviser during the campaign, would begin moonlighting as a male model for SCOTTeVEST Hidden Cargo Pants in lieu of any further government work, but apparently not, although I suspect he has a half dozen pair on hangars in his closet.