Monday, January 24

HOPE THERE WAS ADEQUATE CHLORINE IN THOSE SPA TUBS

Vice cops must be bubbling with glee over the large number of arrests they've made in Houston's own version of Watergate. Seems the jets must have won after all. Seems the owners of these clubs with the tubs were just mugs. Seems the girls giving it a whirl in the tubs were unfurled by imposters on police rosters.

Okay, I'll give it up.