Wednesday, January 5

"AFFIANCED" ON A GLACIER IN WHISTLER, BC

Another one bites the dust. I guess Heidi Klum didn't get cold feet after all much to the chagrin of we fellow oglers worldwide. Glaciers must not be what they used to be in this era of greenhouse gases. Wonder if the pre-nup agreement was "Sealed" with a kiss? But, not to fear, this won't last very long. By the way, don't you just love the pretense of celebrities? The unwashed masses become engaged and marry. Seal and Heidi prefer to become "affianced." Kind of like you and I opting to take a vacation, while the Hollywood croud chooses to go on "hiatus."

Meanwhile, here's Heidi preparing for her Seal training. I'm told she insisted on the water being tepid.