Friday, January 21

8 MINUTES AND 54 SECONDS

Get your minds out of the gutter, Readers! No, it's not that.

Rather, it's the cumulative amount of time the President and First Lady spent dancing at the myriad of inaugural balls (10 galas in all) they visited last night in a wirlwind round of appearances. The president concluded his and Laura's lightening-fast tour in such record time that they were back home to the White House by 10:03 pm EST. The man's partying days are obviously over. Maybe there was going to be something good on the History Channel and he didn't want to miss it.